First thoughts, not always best thoughts

Posted On: November 13, 2011 | Filed under: Court Archives, The Book of Zor

“Lady Black, I am completely bored. The archives are empty…”

“Lord Akoroth, perhaps you should try association writing…”

“What is that?”

“It is a technique to help you get over your writer’s block my Lord. You look at an object and then write about it.”

“What do I write?”

“Anything and everything that comes into your mind my Lord…”

“That doesn’t seem like a very good idea…”

“Well you can at least try my Lord…”

“Alright, *deep breath* well…first thoughts in mind eh? hmm…well….alright here I go. Record Keeper take this down -

You would have to be as inbred as a Lady Black to think this actually wor-

BAM…CRASH…

*silence, painful*

“You are right my Lord Akoroth, this was a bad idea…”

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By Mary Alexander on November 13th, 2011

It is free association writing my Lord. Not for the faint of heart….