Shut up! Can’t you see I am trying to sleep!?”
“My Lord Akoroth, I fail to see how much quieter I can possibly be!”
“Firstly try breathing less! Have you ever been to a ancient tomb, Record Keeper? That’s the ideal, really!”
“Well, you are certainly making me contemplate turning this bedroom into a grave, that’s for sure. ”
*gentle pause while imagination switches to high definition*
“Aaaannnd…now you are not even going to close your eyes, are you, my Lord?”
“Don’t make any sudden moves heathen….”
