Have you seen the new Kareena Kapoor ad for Alpenliebe?
Here it is -
Where do I even begin?
Why is she seducing a bear?
Why is it a polar bear?
Why does it have a pony tail?
Why is it in a boat and not a forest? Why is she dressed like the bubble gum princess? Why does she speak what appears to be Bengali when clearly she is floating in the middle of what appears to be Narnia?
Is Bengal famous for it’s white pony-tailed bears?
Why does the bear start DANCING?
Actually the winner of the best question of the day has to be –
WHY DOESN’T THE AD HAVE A REAL BOATMAN?
Was it actually cheaper to create this weird polar-brown hybrid thing than to hire some dude to sit in a boat for a couple of hours?
Is Kareena that picky about her co-stars? (She acted with Fardeen Khan so I doubt that is the case) Has Saif banned her from acting with other men?
And the winner of the ‘oh-my-god WHY?’ question is – why does the bear turn brown?
I get it that the chocolate has two layers but why does the bear turn brown? Is it shedding? Did eating the chocolate dye it from head to toe?
Actually, pretty much around the point when the bear starts shaking it’s fat ass (isn’t that dangerous in boat that small?) I think I sort of got the point of the ad.
Here, eat this chocolate. Not only will bears fall in love with you but their fur will change colour if they eat it. So that’s bestiality and genetic mutation – two for the price of one. Buy now!
