The Truth of Zor

The new Volkswagen Polo ad is out…and it is bashfully sinking more than a few toes into lake ‘its disturbing’.

Here is the ad -

So the premise is simple enough – a mother wants to go out with her husband for a night out on their own, but there is one hitch –…Go on

(As it turns out, the people’s I wrote this for didn’t ask for this at all. So here it is. )

There was great interest over the release of Rowling’s first ‘adult’ novel. Although much of that was just plain overexcited ness on the part of a few since technically the last Harry Potter books…Go on

There were a lot of reactions to the new Outlook from Microsoft. They were mostly favorable. So I decided to take a look at it in court.

We did not get far. Actually we didn’t get anywhere. Partly because we were drunk out of our minds, but mostly…Go on

Note: This was in the Hindu, Friday, June 29, 2012

Oh my god would you look at that!

That is one excellent ass….I mean legs…I mean sofa. Excellent sofa indeed.

Yes…what a sofa.

Look at its cushions. So long and smooth and well curved.

I have to say, what excellent figure…I mean leather.

Hmmm,…Go on

Ah Ranbir Kapoor.

Welcome back. We have missed you so.

And you are pushing Lenovo this time I see.

How nice.

Proceed….

Errr….what?

Hang on. Let me break this one down a bit -

Ranbir Kapoor and what’s-his-name from the Three Idiots movie are sitting on a bench in a park when they are…Go on

This is a slight over-statement, but Microsoft and ‘cool’ are about as together as Bill gates and contact lenses.

Microsoft is traditionally a software company that licenses its software to anyone who makes hardware. That strategy has worked really, really well so far.

They have never really designed a PC. Odd as that may sound,…Go on

Efficient, CHEAP, hardy and containing Samsung’s awesome Super AMOLED displays, the Samsung smartphones, running Google’s Android, have been the success story of the decade.

They have taken on the iPhone and Apple and beaten the smug smirk right off those “geniuses”. (or Jobbies as I like to call em)

The Samsung S III is the…Go on

So there is this thing -

Apparently a leather clad dominatrix Saif Ali Khan would like us to think that he is a 15-year-old school girl arguing with his 14-year-old classmate and that’s totally…something…whatever just buy this juice!.

What else could explain dialogue like this -

“I am a show off?!”

“Saif is a show…Go on